11 Spoiler-Free Fan Reactions From The Star Wars Premiere
It’s a dangerous world out there this morning for Star Wars fans, you guys.
With last night’s world premiere officially over and done with, there now exist about 1,000 people who have already seen Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and who possess the awesome, terrifying power to totally ruin the movie for the rest of us (as this writer personally discovered this morning, and thanks a lot, One Horrible Asshat On Twitter.)
Lucky for you, MTV News combed the internet for a few good, non-ruinous reactions—so you, young padawan, can find out how it was without knowing what actually happens in it. These are the spoiler-free reviews you are looking for.
Patton Oswalt kept it short and sweet (and will let you draw your own conclusions as to what the “it” was that JJ did)
JJ did it. #StarWarsForceAwakens
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 15, 2015
Most of the response can be summed up in a single word: Amazing
Just out of #StarWarsForceAwakens premiere: amazing.
— Andy Lewis (@andyblewis) December 15, 2015
Although some fans’ feelings were best expressed through interpretive dance
— Harry Katzman (@HKatzman) December 15, 2015
THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION CALLS FOR ALL CAPS
JUST GOT OUT OF THE EARLY PREVIEW OF STAR WARS OMG IT WAS SOOOO GOOD
— Dark Sheik (@colbykbarton) December 15, 2015
A Wonder Years star weighs in
Amazing!Amazing!Amazing! In awe. It's all you want it to be.Old/new/funny/heartbreaking.Daisy Ridley is astonishing! pic.twitter.com/XKoyw8XXcj
— Fred Savage (@thefredsavage) December 15, 2015
We see what you did there, with the thing, with the words
Story, characters, design, humor — #StarWars fans, this is the movie you're looking for.
— Rebecca Keegan (@ThatRebecca) December 15, 2015
It delivers, says EBanks
— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) December 15, 2015
And no spoilers, but it’s gorgeous
— Terri Schwartz (@Terri_Schwartz) December 15, 2015
Rob Lowe is allll about Boyega
— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) December 15, 2015
Here’s your eloquent three-word review from Rainn Wilson
1st Star Wars review: it was epic, awesome & perfect. The cast was stellar. JJ killed it!
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) December 15, 2015
And finally, here’s some comforting evidence that even if you do happen to stumble across a spoiler, it is almost certainly a ridiculous lie
I just saw the new Star Wars movie and *spoiler alert* the Grumpy Cat is in it. He plays every single storm trooper
— BenghaziExpert Joe (@BenghaziExpert) December 15, 2015